Pro tip: roommates who leave a clean kitchen are overrated
Everyone in my building swaps stories about dirty roommates but my old roommate Marcy scrubbed everything so hard you couldn't find a single pan after she was done cleaning at 6am. She threw out my $14 cast iron skillet because it looked greasy, and that thing was seasoned for 2 years. Give me a messy roommate over a helpful one any day, or am I wrong here?