My neighbor's drip system grew more algae than tomatoes.

Wait, you mean the "start in the middle and work your way out" method isn't just for eating a stack of pancakes? I did the same thing on an old Civic head, felt like a real genius until I found the factory manual diagram stuffed in the glovebox. For my old Datsun L20B, the book shows a real specific spiral pattern from the center, but you don't actually torque the center bolts first.

Actually the trick is to stop looking at the posters. The description is where the real gold is. If it says something like "a former cop must use his skills as a competitive eater to stop a terrorist," you just hit play. No more scrolling needed.

Wait, 5 gallons weighs 50 pounds? That bucket is way heavier than it looks.

SoCal is fine but their scheduling is a nightmare. It's really hard to get them out if you have an unexpected issue or need to change your date.