Gas station worker put me onto the sickest snack combo and I still think about it

I was grabbing a late night soda at a 7-Eleven in Austin around midnight, and the cashier this guy Marcus saw me grabbing Funyuns and a Snickers. He deadass said 'you're doing it wrong, crush the Funyuns inside the Snickers bar, trust me.' I tried it right there in the parking lot and it was like sweet and salty perfection with a weird crunch, been my go-to ever since. Has anyone else gotten a random pro tip from a stranger that actually worked out?

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laura2111mo ago

Funyuns inside a Snickers sounds like a crime scene for my teeth.

wren6521mo ago

Have you actually tried it though? I can see the salt and sweet thing working in theory, but Funyuns specifically are just too aggressive for chocolate. They're like crunchy onion dust bombs that don't melt or mix, they just sit there and fight everything. I'd be worried about breaking a molar on a stale piece of onion ring too, especially if the Snickers got soft from being in a pocket or something. Your gums would definitely file a noise complaint on your taste buds.