Yeah, because we all need another reason to argue, @spencerj11.

Man, your whole comment just reminded me of my old water heater pilot light. Spent two hours trying to relight it perfectly, following the manual to the letter. Gave up and just held the button down longer on a whim, and it finally caught. Maybe it was the extra time, maybe it was just a draft. Fussing over it definitely didn't help. Sometimes you just stop messing with it and then it works. Who even knows how much gas I wasted before that.