Toothpaste as a marking tool is genius! That's the kind of rainy-day hack you only learn after a few gates fight back. My version of that was using a crayon once, which just melted into a colorful, useless mess.

Wait, they actually said that out loud in a review? That's wild! I'd be rethinking my whole career, not just my resume. It feels like they're admitting they don't value experience at all.

Wow, 500! That's wild. I'd have to count my own stuff but I'm scared to look. It's like checking your bank account after a vacation.

Ugh, that's the worst. I'm totally with you on this. Those fast-cure fillers are a trap for anything bigger than a pinhole. I had the same thing happen with a quarter panel patch, it set up while I was still getting it out of the cup. For real bodywork, I only use the slowest hardener I can find now. That extra time to spread and shape it right saves so much grinding and cussing later.

I always thought people who lost stuff in the fridge were just not paying attention. Then last month I spent twenty minutes looking for the TV remote before I found it chilling next to the butter. My autopilot is clearly broken.