20 minutes of bodyweight circuits beat an hour of cardio? I mean, that's hard to believe.

Think you're overreacting a bit... the chaos keeps things interesting. Might even find something you forgot you had.

So with that quick list, how do you keep it from getting ignored?

Switched to Aramid fiber heads on my kit last year. They're tough as nails but still have a surprising warmth to them. What are the new ones at the school made of?