Honestly those shows just make me want to eat bread, not bake it. My big takeaway is always that I should have a snack ready. Now I own a bunch of fancy flour that just sits there judging me. Ended up buying a loaf from the store and feeling like a total fraud.

Ugh, my grandpa had one of those canvas monsters... I remember waking up in a puddle because the seam over my head would just drip all night. The smell of wet canvas and mildew is stuck in my brain forever. Trying to fold that soggy, heavy thing in the morning was its own special kind of misery. Yeah, modern tents are a straight-up miracle.

Guess @patriciaellis hasn't seen me drive without GPS.