Stopped three episodes in to switch languages? That's wild to me, but catching the background art makes total sense. Did the dub voices throw you off at all or did they click right away?

Waiting a couple weeks won't add color. It fades, it doesn't get brighter. If it feels too soft now, two weeks from now it'll feel even softer. Call the salon and ask about a gloss or a few extra face frame pieces. A good stylist would rather tweak it than lose you over a $220 letdown.

Laughed at the visual of you just sitting there in your truck staring at your phone like the wifi owes you money. Turns out the real spy was your 9 year old router wheezing in the corner at home the whole time. That thing probably still has the default password too. Bet it drops packets every time you microwave something. Maybe the airport owes you an apology instead of the other way around.