Your take on the salt breeze is interesting. But it's not just about affecting cooling. Salt air can make pieces stronger. It forces a slower, more even cool down. Controlled spaces lack that natural tempering. So sea air is worth it for better pieces.

Back when I worked concrete, I forced down pancakes and sausage every morning. Started skipping the carbs for some yogurt and berries, and I stopped crashing before lunch. Old habits die hard, but feeling better is worth it.

Yeah, (been there) keep neighbors out like @betty213 said.