Vent: A stranger at the hardware store asked me to divine which lock would 'resist psychic intrusion'...

I was just picking up some spare parts when this guy corners me near the deadbolts, recognizing my work shirt... he proceeded to explain in detail how his previous locks were compromised by 'mental vibrations' from his neighbor. I tried to keep a straight face while suggesting a high-security cylinder, but he kept asking if I could sense any 'auras' from the packaging... ended up spending twenty minutes discussing metaphysical lock theory instead of grabbing my springs. Honestly, some days I feel more like a therapist than a locksmith...