Wait, a dead USB hub? You kept a hub plugged in for who knows how long and it was just sitting back there doing nothing the whole time? That part is wild to me. I have a drawer full of dead stuff I refuse to toss but at least it's not sucking power for no reason. The label thing makes sense though, because once you forget which black cable goes to which thing you're back to square one. Two minutes to reroute beats twenty minutes of untangling and guessing. I might actually grab some tape and do this over the weekend.

Wait, 38 grand? For a basement? What does that even get you besides somewhere to watch TV when you could do that upstairs for free?

Cucumber juice on cheddar is a crime scene, not a snack. That plate was doomed the second she put them side by side, no cracker wall, no paper towel, nothing. Three years running means she's not gonna change on her own, so next time just volunteer to make the plate yourself or bring your own stuff in a container. If you say anything, keep it light like hey can I move the cukes so the cheese stays dry, and do it with a smile so it doesn't turn into a thing. Nobody's Easter needs to end with soggy crackers and hurt feelings.