Always make them put the food terms in writing BEFORE you sign anything.

That "a splitter is a splitter" line got me, cause I used to swear by the cheap ones too. But after watching my own signal crap out on a job down in Tucson, I flipped real quick, now I check the box for return loss before I even think about installing one.

Ha! My buddy Tom fed his lab those same energy treats for a year and thought the dog was just crazy. Swapped to plain kibble and now the mutt naps like a normal dog.

Did you wet them with plain water or add a drop of glycerin, since that can totally change how they rehydrate over time? I found that adding a tiny bit of glycerin to dried pans stops them from crumbly hard edges and makes them creamy again, like new. Worth a shot before you stock up on fresh tubes, cause that rich pigment you got is a keeper for sure.

Right, because "solo raid" always works out great when your buddy says it'll be "easy." My friends keep telling me to "just go for it" and I end up looking like a tutorial on what not to do. I swear they're all secretly recording me for their own personal blooper reel at this point. You'd think after the third time I became a cautionary tale they'd stop giving me bad advice, but nope, they keep feeding me to the wolves. Glad I'm not the only one whose ghost haunts the gaming table as a warning to others.