Wait, a stranger actually fixed your battery with just words? My dad told me the same thing but I ignored him, so now I'm wondering if I owe him an apology or just a thanks.

museum of good intentions" is way too real, that kid basically roasted your whole art supply closet in one sentence. Honestly she's not wrong though, half my paint tubes are just there to make me feel like I'm gonna use them someday.

Heard a stand-up comic say the pause is where the laugh actually lives, the joke just sets it up. Tried the stopwatch thing myself after bombing at a work party and yeah, that 2 second beat feels like forever but it works. Winging it is fun until you hear crickets.