Death jokes are everywhere once you start looking, and that guy nailed the timing.

Man, the dice gods can be cruel when they want to be. It's funny how one little piece of plastic can just wreck months of planning and make you feel like you wasted all that time. Kinda reminds me of how life works sometimes where you do everything right but one small thing throws it all off.

I read you get the best yardage from oversized thrift store sweaters, @julia92, and your $4 find proves it.

Honestly, the Razr actually came out in 2004, not 2006, but I feel you on the nostalgia. Snake was simple but it held your attention way better than today's endless scrolling.

Just a heads up, a voltage tester won't tell you if a charging port is bad you'd want a multimeter and a flashlight to check for bent pins or corrosion. Have you tried the simple trick of blowing canned air into the port before buying next time?