Stripe is a backup check, not the torque check itself, so keep the wrench in the loop.

That "scrap of old lace tied around the lid" detail is so good, and I hate that I get it. My junk drawer has a whole sandwich bag of those little twist ties from bread, plus every rubber band that ever came near my house. Someday I'll need one, right? My partner calls it my retirement fund of trash. Real question is why I keep the empty jars too, like I'm running a very sad glass museum.

Ugh, 73 cords is a lot to face down. I feel your pain on the dead weight.