Ugh, I once found a squirrel in my engine block, took 3 days to get him out.

Did you catch it before the chicks woke up?

The waitress finally just started saving it for me whenever she saw me walk in...

Nodded along reading this... I had this ancient toaster from a yard sale once that I swear had a personal vendetta against bagels. It'd scorch the outside and leave the middle cold and doughy every single time, no matter how many times I clicked the lever down. When it finally shorted out and shot a piece of toast across the kitchen like a frisbee, I just stood there laughing. Took it straight to the dump and bought a shiny new one that actually has a cancel button... felt like I upgraded my whole morning routine.

Bet that extra module clutter is actually costing her company overtime pay every week.